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Funny Animals
4921. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny Advice
4923. Therapy is Expensive. Bubble Wrap is Cheap. You Choose.
I was given this advice from my first psychology teacher.
Funny Advice
4924. If It's Yellow, Let It Mellow. If It's Brown, Flush It Down.
See also Scatological.
Funny People
4925. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Euphemisms
4926. Circling the Drain
Aka CTD, a hospital term for a dying patient. See also Medicine.
Funny Words
4927. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
4928. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
Funny Euphemisms
4929. Pamela Handerson
A man's girlfriend that will never leave his side. Unless both of his arms get cut off in a freak accident.