Funny Phrases

4911. Topsy Turvy

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Funny Words

4912. Woebegone

To look sad or miserable, i.e. wanting your woes to be gone.

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Funny Insults

4913. Hairy Butt Rash

This seems to be the latest insult on the playground where I was on recess duty.

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Funny Insults

4914. Poltroon

A insult meaning "coward".

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Funny Places

4915. Toquerville, Utah

It sounds like "Toker ville," but many people mistakenly pronounce it "To queer ville."

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Funny Questions

4916. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Things

4917. Exciter Box

The jet engine equivalent of a magneto (which, quite frankly, I didn't realize was real either).

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Funny Foods

4918. Ice Cream in Minihelmets

Sold at baseball stadiums everywhere. See also Baseball, Sports.

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Funny Words

4919. Disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure.

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Funny Words

4920. Bladvass

Nothing at Ikea has a normal name, e.g. Kvart, Skubb, Alvine Kvist, etc. See also Furniture.

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