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4871. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you. Shop

Bears. They get you every time.

Added by hockeyem on November 5, 2013| 11 Comments | 74 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4872. Anything to Do with Your Armpit

A troll with armpit hair hair. Chewbacca. Etc.

Added by hockeyem on November 5, 2013| 12 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4873. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2013| 3 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4874. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

4875. In Every Dream Home A Heartache Shop

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2013| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4876. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| 3 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4877. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

4879. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

4880. The Popcorn Button

Conveniently placed on every microwave, but condemned on every bag of popcorn. Go ahead. Press it. See also Mysteries.

Added by Joe on October 21, 2013| 5 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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