Funny Quotes

4871. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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Funny Things

4872. Hurls

Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.

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Funny Words

4873. Cantankerous

It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.

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Funny Clothes

4874. Dressie

Dress with a hood.

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Funny Words

4875. Dinghy

Another name for a small boat.

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Funny Conveyances

4876. Hoarder Cars

You know what I'm talking about. See also Cars.

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Funny Things to Do

4877. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

4878. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever

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Funny Animals

4879. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

4880. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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