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4851. Belfie Stick

Even more obnoxious than a selfie stick, designed specifically to take selfies of your backside. See also Internet.

Added by Brian on January 10, 2015| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4852. Voo Dew

Vodka and Mountain Dew. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2015| 2 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4853. Rectangular Affairs Analyst

Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2015| Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4854. Mister Wiskers

Nickname for a mouse.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2015| 2 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4855. Toothpick

For that skinny guy across the street.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2015| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4856. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2015| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4857. Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People Shop

No joke. See also Death.

Added by loljo on January 2, 2015| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4858. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2015| 6 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4859. In Spite of Ourselves Shop

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

Added by Brian on January 1, 2015| 6 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4860. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2014| 7 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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