Funny Insults

4851. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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Funny Phrases

4852. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

4853. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Sayings

4854. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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Funny Insults

4855. Meretricious

Real word that Merriam-Webster defines as "attractive in a cheap or false way" and "of or relating to a prostitute".

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Funny Words

4856. Kibosh

To put an end to something.

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Funny Instruments

4857. Drumbone

Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.

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Funny Tattoos

4858. Lines for Notes

I write notes on my arm anyway, why not make it neat?

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Funny Foods

4859. Fluffernutter Shop

As much fun to eat as to say.

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Funny Questions

4860. Who?

You know... what's his name. The one who, erm... um... you know the one.

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