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Funny Insults
4812. Hornswoggling Curmudgeon
A cheating, devious, miserable person who is having a bad day and believes that ruining yours will improve theirs. That said, I'm sure if you call anybody with a sense of humor this, it'll put a smile on their face.
Funny Sayings
4813. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Sayings
4814. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All
What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.
Funny Phrases
4820. Stranger Danger
What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.