Funny Euphemisms

4791. Power to the P

A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.

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Funny Dances

4792. Pee-Pee Dance

Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.

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Funny Phrases

4793. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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Funny Phrases

4794. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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Funny Words

4795. Oxter

Scottish word for armpit. See also Body, Scottish.

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Funny Books

4796. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

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Funny Nicknames

4797. Hard-Hearted Hannah

As in, don't be one.

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Funny Phrases

4798. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Funny Sayings

4799. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

4800. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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