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Funny Euphemisms
4791. Power to the P
A euphimism meaning turn on the television. P stands for Panasonic.
Funny Dances
4792. Pee-Pee Dance
Little kids do this when they have to wait too long to go to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Children.
Funny Phrases
4794. Crash Crumbs
Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.
Funny Books
4796. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
Funny Sayings
4799. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Funny Jobs
4800. Chick Sexor
Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.