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Funny Songs
4781. I'm a Cranky Old Yank in My Clanky Old Tank in the Streets of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doing the Beat-o, Beat-o Flat of My Seat-o Hirohito Blues
Popularly believed to be the longest song title ever.
Funny Things
4782. Anvils
For some reason, more prone to falling in cartoons than in real-life. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
4784. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang
Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.
Funny Questions
4785. Did He Ask Me to Check the Check, Check the Cheque, Cheque the Check, or to Cheque the Cheque?
Funny Insults
4787. Fatty Fatty No Parents
Insult from Wheatley when he was in charge of Aperture Laboratories. See also Video Games.
Funny Nicknames
4790. Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wiggles will give you giggles each day and night. The giggles will give you tickles which will give you a fright. And Mr. Wiggles, well, he'll be all right.