Funny Insults

4781. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

4782. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

4783. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

4784. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

4785. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

4786. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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Funny Phrases

4787. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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Funny Words

4788. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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Funny TV Shows

4789. Finder of Lost Loves

Eighties drama about a private detective dedicated to reuniting separated lovers. (He was later put out of business by Facebook and the Internet.) See also 80's.

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Funny Quotes

4790. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

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