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Funny Things to Do
4761. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.
Funny Videos
4762. Don't Smoke, R2!
A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.
"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
4764. Donion Rings
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
Funny Phrases
4765. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.
Funny Dances
4767. Worm on a Leash
A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.
Funny Foods
4768. Bikkie
Vernacular for "biscuit", which, in England, usually refers to a scone or cake to eat with tea. Asking for a bikkie and expecting a flaky bun would be committing treason. See also British.
Funny Names
4769. William Williams
One of the names on the Declaration of Independence. See also History, Redundant.