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Funny Quotes
4766. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Questions
4767. What's Green and Has Wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.
Funny Euphemisms
4768. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Questions
4769. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?
Funny Dances
4770. The Pencil Sharpener
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.