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Funny Sayings
4761. Remember That Behind Every Selfie are 47 Identical Ones That Didn't Make It
See also Teenagers.
Funny Questions
4765. Will There Ever be a Boy Born, Who Can Swim Faster than a Shark?
Gareth Keenan's answer to the question, "What are you thinking?" See also British.
Funny Questions
4766. Do You Have a Latrine?
Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.
Funny Insults
4768. Upstart
Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.
"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"
See also Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
4769. Penetration Tester
One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.
"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Jobs
4770. Any Unpaid Internship
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.