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Funny Insults
4762. Snooty Poot
One that is stuck up. For example, they have a double-wide trailer and you have a single-wide trailer.
Funny Clothes
4763. Pickelhaube
A spiked helmet worn by the 19th and early 20th century German Army. See also German, Military.
Funny Diseases
4766. The Mean Reds
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
Funny Quotes
4767. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."
It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
Funny Questions
4768. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
4769. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
4770. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.