Funny Phrases

4741. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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Funny Words

4742. Oxter

Scottish word for armpit. See also Body, Scottish.

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Funny Books

4743. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

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Funny Nicknames

4744. Hard-Hearted Hannah

As in, don't be one.

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Funny Phrases

4745. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Funny Sayings

4746. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Funny Jobs

4747. Chick Sexor

Large scale farms use these talented people to distinguish the males from females chicks. Females are saved, but most male chicks, sadly, are not. See also Farming.

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Funny Nicknames

4748. Joe Bag O' Doughnuts

An ordinary person.

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Funny Phrases

4749. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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Funny Animals

4750. Tree-Kangaroos

They actually exist.

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