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Funny Phrases
4732. Seagull Management
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Funny Places
4734. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
4735. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
4736. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Nicknames
4738. Wikipedia Brown
Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.
Funny Products
4739. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.