Funny Animals

4731. Chicken Turtle

An actual breed of turtle in the American southeast, so named because it tastes like chicken.

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Funny Things to Do

4732. Mistaking a Lobster for a Telephone

And you thought phone calls from creditors put you in a pinch! See also Seafood, Telecommunications.

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Funny Sayings

4733. May the 4th Be With You

And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.

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Funny Foods

4734. Mac and Epoisses

Mac and cheese but with Epoisses. Epoisses is one of the smelliest cheeses on the cheese board. Indeed, Epoisses has been banned from public transportation vehicles all over France. It is made from raw cow's milk and its rind is washed with pomace brandy. See also French.

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Funny Things to Do

4735. Tripping and Knocking Down a Line of Motorcycles

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Funny Words

4736. Erinaceous

To resemble a hedgehog, e.g. "Martin Freeman is erinaceous." See also Cute.

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Funny Animals

4737. Pangolins

Only known scaly mammal, a fact that makes them both super cute and widely trafficked.

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Funny Animals

4738. Shnoodles

Half schnauzer, half poodle, all adorable. See also Dogs.

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Funny Animals

4739. Turtlephant

See also Made Up.

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Funny Nicknames

4740. Keyboard-Slinger Sam

He's your average desk jockey, the guy you pass in the hallway everyday. His work is no better than yours, he's just another Keyboard-Slinging Sam. See also Office.

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