Funny Advice

4731. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

4732. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

4733. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

4734. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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Funny Phrases

4735. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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Funny Words

4736. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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Funny TV Shows

4737. Finder of Lost Loves

Eighties drama about a private detective dedicated to reuniting separated lovers. (He was later put out of business by Facebook and the Internet.) See also 80's.

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Funny Quotes

4738. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

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Funny Drinks

4739. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

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Funny Instruments

4740. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

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