Funny Quotes

4731. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Questions

4732. What's Green and Has Wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.

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Funny Euphemisms

4733. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

4734. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?

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Funny Dances

4735. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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Funny TV Shows

4736. Pac-Man Adentures

They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucked. See also 80's, Video Games.

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Funny Phrases

4737. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

4738. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Things to Do

4739. See if You Can Get Past the Canadian Border by Asking Nicely

Worth a shot. See also Canadian, Travel.

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Funny Things to Do

4740. Riding Around on a Segway While Loudly Playing "Ride of the Valkyries"

See also Nerds, Opera.

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