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Funny Foods
4692. A Baggie of Cheerios
Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.
Funny Insults
4693. Sitzpinkler
German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.
Funny Things to Do
4694. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.
Funny Videos
4695. Don't Smoke, R2!
A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.
"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
4697. Donion Rings
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
Funny Phrases
4698. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.
Funny Dances
4700. Worm on a Leash
A good choice when you have one talented dancer and one untalented dancer as partners. See also 80's.