Funny Things to Do

4691. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

4692. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever

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Funny Animals

4693. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

4694. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

4695. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

4696. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

4697. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

4698. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

4699. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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Funny Phrases

4700. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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