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Funny Jobs

4691. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

4692. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

4693. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 6 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

4694. The Literally-Can't-Even

Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 16 Comments | 133 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

4695. Licking Your Tongue

Try it.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 32 Comments | 111 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

4696. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

Added by SmileCat on September 22, 2014| 3 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4697. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

4698. Okay, Oklahoma

Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.

Added by ijustblinked on September 21, 2014| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4699. Hydroxyzine

The only word that includes the letters XYZ in order.

Added by ijustblinked on September 21, 2014| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4700. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by chocolateclover on September 19, 2014| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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