Funny Sayings

4661. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

4662. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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Funny Advice

4663. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Foods

4664. Ice Cram

When your mouth is too crammed of ice cream to pronounce the whole word ice cream.

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Funny Euphemisms

4665. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Places

4666. Fuckersberg, Austria

See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4667. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

4668. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

4669. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

4670. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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