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Funny Quotes
4666. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Questions
4667. What's Green and Has Wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.
Funny Euphemisms
4668. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Questions
4669. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?
Funny Dances
4670. The Pencil Sharpener
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.