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Funny Sayings

4651. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Euphemisms

4652. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Places

4653. Okay, Oklahoma

Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.

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Funny Words

4654. Hydroxyzine

The only word that includes the letters XYZ in order.

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Funny Euphemisms

4655. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

4656. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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Funny Drinks

4657. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

4658. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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Funny Foods

4659. Limburger Cheese Shop

By reputation, the smelliest of cheeses. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

4660. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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