Funny Insults

4651. A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

See also Dogs.

Added by Yvonne on August 23, 2014| 1 Comment | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

4652. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

Added by Brian on August 16, 2014| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4653. Muggy

Say it repeatedly. See also Weather.

Added by Brian on August 16, 2014| Comment | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

4654. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2014| 9 Comments | 201 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4655. What's Green and Has Wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.

Added by thequeen13 on August 11, 2014| 2 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4656. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2014| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

4657. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?

Added by fezburger on August 1, 2014| 9 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

4658. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

Added by fezburger on July 31, 2014| 4 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

4659. Pac-Man Adentures

They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucked. See also 80's, Video Games.

Added by HaloPrincess2642 on July 31, 2014| 17 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

4660. Late Bird Gets the Turd

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2014| 1 Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike