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Funny Jobs
4651. Penetration Tester
One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.
"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Jobs
4652. Any Unpaid Internship
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
Funny Toys
4653. The Screaming Rubber Chicken
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
Funny Dances
4654. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Sayings
4656. Birthdays are Healthy for You
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
Funny Euphemisms
4657. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Places
4658. Okay, Oklahoma
Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.