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4631. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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4632. The Ultimate Warrior

Was ever a human being more appropriately named? See also 80's, Wrestling.

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4633. The Mumbles

A village in Great Britain. See also England.

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4634. Shining an Apple Before Eating It

Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.

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4635. Drop Bear

A fictional bear in Australia, known to drop out of trees and rip off faces. See also Made Up.

Added by stephedgly on September 17, 2013| 8 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4637. Yahoo Serious

Australian actor famous for finger-in-an-electrical-socket hair and for appearing in the movie Young Einstein and on the cover of Time Magazine. See also 80's, Celebrities.

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4638. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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The abandoned and now discredited practice of parents gathering children around a child known to have chicken pox and, among other methods to spread the infection, sharing lollipops. The theory was that chicken pox is less dangerous to children than adults, and should be encountered as early in life as possible. See also 70's.

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Funny Euphemisms

4640. Yodeling Groceries

Another euphemism for vomiting. See also Vomit.

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