Funny Quotes

4631. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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Funny Toys

4632. Teddy Tank

Good luck, fish. See also Pets.

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Funny Words

4633. Octothorpe

Commonly referred to as a hashtag, in cartography it's the name for the # symbol and means "village". See also Cartography.

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Funny Questions

4634. What if We're Just the Reflections of Our Reflections and Our Reflections Are the Ones Who Are Real?

See also Mirrors.

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Funny Insults

4635. I Bite My Thumb at Thee

Shakespearean insult. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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Funny Phobias

4636. Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner parties. But to be fair, who hasn't felt this?

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Funny Questions

4637. When Someone Yawns, Do Deaf People Think They're Screaming?

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Funny Sayings

4638. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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Funny Sayings

4639. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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Funny Questions

4640. If You Remove the Wings from a Fly Does It Become a Walk?

See also Insects.

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