Funny Quotes

4621. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

4622. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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Funny Insults

4623. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4624. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

4625. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

4626. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

4627. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4628. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4629. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4630. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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