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Funny Books
4581. Pardon Me, You’re Stepping On My Eyeball Shop
A 1970s coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers expecting something else. See also 70's.
Funny Things
4583. Artist's Rendition
Probably inaccurate as to how extinct creatures actually appeared, but, hey, looks cool. See also Science.
Funny Foods
4585. A Baggie of Cheerios
Someone was either late this morning or is learning to eat big people food. See also Breakfast.
Funny Insults
4586. Sitzpinkler
German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.
Funny Things to Do
4587. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.
Funny Videos
4588. Don't Smoke, R2!
A PSA from 1981 featuring Star Wars characters R2-D2 and C-3PO, in which R2 learns the dangers of smoking.
"R2-D2, you found a cigarette?!"
"Beep boop!"
"Well, I don't think smoking is very grown-up at all." See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
4590. Donion Rings
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.