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Funny Anti-Jokes
4584. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?
Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Jobs
4585. Bosser Arounder
Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.
Funny Questions
4586. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.
Funny Questions
4587. If I Asked You Out, Would the Answer be the Same as the Answer to This Question?
See also Conundrums.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4588. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?
Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.
Funny Names
4589. Reignbeau
My mom used to work with a woman with this name. It's pronounced "Rainbow." See also Hippies.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4590. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?
Nothing. They can't breed.