Funny Sayings

4581. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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Funny Nicknames

4582. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4583. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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Funny Sayings

4584. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4585. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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Funny Foods

4586. Threaded Spaghetti Hot Dog Bites

Yep.

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Funny Quotes

4587. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things

4588. Interrobang

The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.

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Funny Advice

4589. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4590. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon?

An astronaut. See also Space.

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