Funny Things to Do

4571. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

4572. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

4573. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Phobias

4574. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Sayings

4575. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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Funny Sayings

4576. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

4577. Circus Peanuts Shop

Also known as orange sugar. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

4578. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

4579. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

4580. Every Breath You Take Shop

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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