Funny Drinks

4561. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

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Funny Questions

4562. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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Funny Nicknames

4563. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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Funny Euphemisms

4564. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4565. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Questions

4566. What's the Difference Between a Calendar and You?

A calendar has dates. ROASTED.

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Funny Sayings

4567. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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Funny Foods

4568. Smörgåstårta

Swedish sandwich cake. See also Swedish.

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Funny Sayings

4569. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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Funny Things

4570. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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