Funny Insults

4561. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4562. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

4563. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

4564. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

4565. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4566. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4567. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4568. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

4569. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4570. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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