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Funny Quotes
4563. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
Funny Things
4564. Interrobang
The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.
Funny Advice
4565. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time
Paris Hilton said something like this.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4567. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?
Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.