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Funny Books
4561. Little Bobby's Drunk Again
The novel tells the story of Bobby Gulpingwhiskey who lives in the town of Dump Water, Florida. When life and school and the Vietnam War become too much for little Bobby to cope with, he turns to drinking the stuff under the sink for solace. He quickly becomes an alcoholic, resorting to pulling out all his hair and ripping off all his skin in a failed attempt to regain his humanity.
Bobby eventually meets his death from alcohol poisoning.
Funny Things to Do
4564. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.
And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.
Funny Words
4565. Ulotrichous
Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or curly hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.
Funny Quotes
4567. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4568. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4569. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4570. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.