Funny Sayings

4561. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4562. Yo Mama So Fat, She Should be Concerned Because Diabetes is a Serious Issue

That's right, I said it.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4563. A Raccoon Walked into a Bar. Several People Left Because They Saw the Potential Danger in the Situation.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4564. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?

Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Names

4565. Kelli With an 'I'

That's also what she calls herself...

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Funny Nicknames

4566. Benign Chickenhatch

I think you know who I'm talking about. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4567. Does Killing a Spider Make Their Gene Pool More Sneaky?

Let the stupid spiders reproduce by using a catch and release method instead. See also Spiders.

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Funny Questions

4568. Is the S or C Silent in the Word Scent?

We may never know.

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Funny Sayings

4569. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

4570. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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