Funny Euphemisms

4561. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

4562. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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Funny Drinks

4563. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

4564. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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Funny Foods

4565. Limburger Cheese Shop

By reputation, the smelliest of cheeses. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

4566. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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Funny Phrases

4567. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

4568. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Sayings

4569. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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Funny Insults

4570. Meretricious

Real word that Merriam-Webster defines as "attractive in a cheap or false way" and "of or relating to a prostitute".

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