Funny Sayings

4551. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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Funny Things to Do

4552. Waveceptioning

Waving to your friend who is behind someone waving to someone behind you.

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Funny Things to Do

4553. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

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Funny Books

4554. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

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Funny Quotes

4555. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4556. Why Was the Little Boy Upset?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Funny T-Shirts

4557. Wisconsin: Come Smell Our Dairy Air Shop

Get it? See also Cheese, Wisconsin.

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Funny Things to Do

4558. Saying CHARGE! at a Crosswalk

This works best in cities. Everyone follows behind as you lead your army to victory!

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Funny Advice

4559. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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Funny Questions

4560. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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