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Funny Words
4551. Ulotrichous
Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or curly hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.
Funny Quotes
4553. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4554. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4555. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4556. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.