Funny Anti-Jokes

4551. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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Funny Diseases

4552. BOOP

Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia. A serious disease with a cute name. See also Cute.

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Funny Instruments

4553. Mahler Hammer

The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

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Funny Insults

4554. Poo Poo Head

An insult commonly used by infuriated toddlers.

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Funny Nicknames

4555. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

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Funny Insults

4556. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

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Funny Questions

4557. Did You Know That if You Get a Friend to Trace the Moles on Your Back, It Spells "Two Losers?"

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Funny Things to Do

4558. Change All Your Passwords to Incorrect

So the computer will tell you that your password is incorrect. See also Computers.

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Funny Sayings

4559. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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Funny Nicknames

4560. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

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