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Funny Sayings

4551. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

Added by allura on October 26, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4552. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4553. Threaded Spaghetti Hot Dog Bites

Yep.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4554. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

4555. Interrobang

The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.

Added by RandomActsOfSarcasm on October 19, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4556. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

Added by a Guest on October 17, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4557. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon?

An astronaut. See also Space.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4558. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?

Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2015| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4559. How Do You Make a Plumber Sad?

Break into his house and steal his TV.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4560. What's Red and Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

Added by a Guest on October 14, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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