Funny Sayings

4551. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4552. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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Funny Animals

4553. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

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Funny Animals

4554. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

4555. Son of a Biscuit!

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Funny Animals

4556. Eastern Long-necked Turtle

A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Euphemisms

4557. Gotterslamit

E.g. "Gotterslamit! Where's the toilet paper?" See also Blasphemy, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

4558. Stapling Two Staples Together

Staple-ception! See also Office.

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Funny Places

4559. Woolloomooloo

Suburb in Sydney. See also Australian.

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Funny Products

4560. Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers Shop

Disposable charcoal pads affixable to your underwear to minimize odors from flatulence. See also Flatulence, Unnecessary.

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