Funny Advice

4511. You'll Get Everything You Want in Life if You Lower Your Expectations

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Funny Things to Do

4512. Making Your Last Words "Going Ghost!"

See also Death.

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Funny Animals

4513. Emperor Tamarin Monkey

Small, Amazon monkey that rocks a long, white mustache.

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Funny Jobs

4514. Professional Whistler

See also Music.

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Funny Words

4515. Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Literally translates to: "Beef labeling supervision task transfer law." See also German.

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Funny Drinks

4516. Shirley Temple

A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

4517. Limp-Noodle

"Say that to my face, you limp-noodle!" from Disney's Mulan.

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Funny Phrases

4518. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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Funny Quotes

4519. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Euphemisms

4520. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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