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Funny Things
4511. Dad Humor
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
Funny Insults
4512. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey
When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.
Funny Words
4514. Fartsdump
A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.
Funny Euphemisms
4518. The Frick-Frack Diddly Dack Paddy Whack Thumbtack Back Track Biofeedback
Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.
Funny Foods
4519. Pig Blood and Bread
Pigs blood dried with onions and served with bread. Eaten for breakfast in Hungary.
Funny Foods
4520. Cockscombs
The wiggly red bits on top of a rooster's head. (Yes, you can actually eat those.) See also Birds.