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Funny Quotes
4481. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Things
4482. Hurls
Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.
Funny Words
4483. Cantankerous
It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.
Funny Things to Do
4487. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Animals
4489. Mute Swan
Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
4490. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.