Funny Euphemisms

4481. I Don't Give a Shiny Shoe

See also Profanity.

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Funny Questions

4482. Did That Sound Better in Your Head?

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Funny Videos

4483. Sweet Pickles Commercial

Smart moms know how kids' minds grow, upon Sweet Pickels!
"I think it's ex-cell-ent!"
"Sweet Pickles is gweat!" See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

4484. Cyrus Virus

Marked by twerking, sticking out your tongue, licking hammers, and obsessing over wrecking balls. See also Singers.

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Funny Names

4485. Phillip Phillips

He won American Idol for having the same last name as his first name. Congrats. See also Music, Redundant.

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Funny Words

4486. Drachenfutter

German for "food for the dragons", it means an olive branch you give to your spouse, typically after cheating. See also German.

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Funny Names

4487. Stanley Yelnats

From the book Holes, the last name is "Stanley" spelled backwards.

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Funny Words

4488. Fopdoodle

A completely ridiculous and perfectly fitting word for a silly fool. Not to be confused with flapdoodle, which means stupid babble or nonsense.

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Funny Books

4489. Pardon Me, You’re Stepping On My Eyeball Shop

A 1970s coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers expecting something else. See also 70's.

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Funny Names

4490. Wayne Bowe

Sound like rainbow.

Found it in a Liverpool rough estate book.

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