Funny Phrases

4441. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Songs

4442. In Spite of Ourselves Shop

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

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Funny Questions

4443. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

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Funny Quotes

4444. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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Funny Places

4445. Eighty-Eight, Kentucky

Named by a guy who had 88 cents in his pocket.

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Funny Things to Do

4446. Repeating the Last Two Word in a Conversation

For example:
"I love Taco Bell."
"Taco Bell is awesome." See also Annoying.

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Funny Things to Do

4447. Learning a New Language by Watching Soap Operas

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Funny Euphemisms

4448. I Have to Palindrome

Think about it. See also Scatological.

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Funny T-Shirts

4449. I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized Shop

Take that, Too Tall.

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Funny Insults

4450. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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