Funny Sayings

4461. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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Funny Insults

4462. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

4463. Do You Even Logic Bro?

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Funny Animals

4464. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

4465. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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Funny Animals

4466. Octocorn

A unicorn with eight legs.

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Funny Products

4467. Hai Karate

The Axe Body Spray of the late 1960's. Named after the self-defense maneuver a wearer would need to employ against aggressive female admirers. See also 60's.

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Funny Things to Do

4468. Putting Butter on Butter

See also Dairy, Redundant.

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Funny Words

4469. Fartlek

A Swedish athletic regime involving interval training. See also Swedish.

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Funny Sayings

4470. Commas Save Lives

Let's eat grandma.
No.
Lets eat, grandma. See also Grammar.

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