Funny Advice

4461. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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Funny Questions

4462. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Quotes

4463. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

4464. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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Funny Products

4465. Stress Reducing Japanese Shouting Vase Shop

Per Amazon, "De-stress and home company! The revelation of a secret! I want to scream with all his strength! But public eye (ear) I am worried about. However, a special internal design and cry against snugly-to-mouth, swallow and Gokun cry of the whole body, this "pot of screaming" is there ends up to whisper! Oh clearly over screaming rock out!"

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Funny Things to Do

4466. Buying a Bag of Grapes then Complaining to the Store About How Hard It is to Peel Them

Demand a refund. See also Groceries, Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

4467. Bringing a Tissue for Show and Tell

You know, for entertainment.

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Funny Nicknames

4468. Bumblebee Pudding Pants

You know who I'm talking about.
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Ok, I'm talking about Benedict Cumberbatch. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4469. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

4470. Trying to Say "Good Eye Might" Without Sounding Australian

See also Australian.

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