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Funny Toys

4501. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

Added by Joe on September 27, 2014| 6 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

4502. The Literally-Can't-Even

Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 16 Comments | 133 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

4503. Licking Your Tongue

Try it.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 32 Comments | 110 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

4504. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

Added by SmileCat on September 22, 2014| 3 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4505. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

4506. Okay, Oklahoma

Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.

Added by ijustblinked on September 21, 2014| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

4507. Hydroxyzine

The only word that includes the letters XYZ in order.

Added by ijustblinked on September 21, 2014| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

4508. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by chocolateclover on September 19, 2014| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

4509. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2014| Comment | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

4510. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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