Funny Instruments

4521. Mahler Hammer

The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

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Funny Insults

4522. Poo Poo Head

An insult commonly used by infuriated toddlers.

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Funny Nicknames

4523. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

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Funny Insults

4524. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

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Funny Questions

4525. Did You Know That if You Get a Friend to Trace the Moles on Your Back, It Spells "Two Losers?"

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Funny Things to Do

4526. Change All Your Passwords to Incorrect

So the computer will tell you that your password is incorrect. See also Computers.

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Funny Sayings

4527. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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Funny Nicknames

4528. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4529. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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Funny Sayings

4530. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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