Funny Phrases

4491. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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Funny Products

4492. Bro Yo

Frozen yogurt for men. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

4493. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland

They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!

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Funny Advice

4494. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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Funny Movies

4495. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

4496. Throw Ice Cubes and Sing "Let It Go"

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Funny Nicknames

4497. Wikipedia Brown

Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.

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Funny Products

4498. Self-Stirring Mug Shop

For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.

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Funny Nicknames

4499. Toots Magoots

Friendly nickname for a flatulent person. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Books

4500. What Men Know About Women Shop

One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.

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