Funny Anti-Jokes

4401. Yo Momma's So Fat, She Shops in the Plus-size Department

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Funny Foods

4402. Headcheese

Jellied meat from various farm animals. No cheese. See also Farming.

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Funny Words

4403. Guffaw

A deep laugh.

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Funny Observations

4404. Farts Are Just the Ghosts of Things We Eat Shop

See also Flatulence, Ghosts, Scatological.

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Funny Products

4405. Emotional Butt

Called SHIRI, this Japanese invention is a robotic rear end that represents emotions via visual and tactical transformations.

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Funny Toys

4406. Lalaloopsy Potty Surprise Shop

A doll that magically poops a surprise, random shape. See also Dolls, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4407. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?

Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4408. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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Funny Things to Do

4409. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

4410. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

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