All Entries

4401. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

Added by Anthony on March 26, 2016| 6 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

You may be dyslexic…

Added by a Guest on March 26, 2016| Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

German word for "ambulance" that literally translates into "sick wagon." Nice job, German language. See also German.

Added by AyeDunno on March 24, 2016| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

The only thing that rhymes with apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2016| 12 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Because he lost all his money.

Added by XRIP on March 22, 2016| 1 Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Often employed in car and gas station commercials to make cars and fossil fuels seem friendlier. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2016| 2 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Every picky child demands these, but then grows out of it sometime in middle school. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2016| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A big, long synonym for magic. See also Magic.

Added by PataterAter on March 21, 2016| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike