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Funny Places
4401. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
4402. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
4403. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Nicknames
4405. Wikipedia Brown
Riff on Encyclopedia Brown, someone who has amassed an uncommon amount of useless knowledge from browsing the internet. See also Internet.
Funny Products
4406. Self-Stirring Mug Shop
For those who find the act of gently swirling a spoon too much effort. See also Lazy.
Funny Books
4408. What Men Know About Women Shop
One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.
Funny Diseases
4409. Stendhal Syndrom
Rapid heartbeat and possible heart attack as a result of looking at beautiful art. See also Art.
Funny Euphemisms
4410. To Have the Vapors
To pass gas. Used in Victorian times, especially pertaining to women. See also Flatulence, Old-Timey, Victorian.