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4401. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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Same way as anyone else.

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Red bull with blue food-coloring.

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Amirite folks?

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Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

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Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

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The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Groucho Marx said this.

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