Funny Words

4361. Hydroxyzine

The only word that includes the letters XYZ in order.

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Funny Euphemisms

4362. Kill a Duck

To flatulate. See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

4363. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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Funny Drinks

4364. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

4365. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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Funny Foods

4366. Limburger Cheese Shop

By reputation, the smelliest of cheeses. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

4367. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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Funny Phrases

4368. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

4369. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Sayings

4370. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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