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4331. Toothpick

For that skinny guy across the street.

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4332. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

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4333. Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People Shop

No joke. See also Death.

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4334. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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4335. In Spite of Ourselves Shop

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

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Funny Questions

4336. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

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Funny Quotes

4337. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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Funny Places

4338. Eighty-Eight, Kentucky

Named by a guy who had 88 cents in his pocket.

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Funny Things to Do

4339. Repeating the Last Two Word in a Conversation

For example:
"I love Taco Bell."
"Taco Bell is awesome." See also Annoying.

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