Funny Foods

4331. Linked Sausages

Especially when in the mouth of a dog running out of a butcher shop. Like this guy. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things

4332. Douche Flute

This thing. See also Smoking.

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Funny Advice

4333. Do not think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Funny Sayings

4334. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Sayings

4335. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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Funny Insults

4336. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Questions

4337. Do You Even Logic Bro?

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Funny Animals

4338. Green Heron

Have you seen this bird? It's all small and neckless and then FWOOP, huge neck. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

4339. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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Funny Animals

4340. Octocorn

A unicorn with eight legs.

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