Funny Things to Do

4381. Cleaning a Bar of Soap

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Jobs

4382. Professional Cow Tipper

Hard to find a job in this field nowadays, since rotten teenagers are doing it for free. See also Farming.

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Funny Drinks

4383. Yorsch

A 50/50 mix of Vodka and beer. Enjoy. See also Alcohol, Russian.

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Funny Sayings

4384. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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Funny Insults

4385. A Face like a Bulldog Chewing a Wasp

See also Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

4386. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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Funny Words

4387. Muggy

Say it repeatedly. See also Weather.

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Funny Quotes

4388. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Questions

4389. What's Green and Has Wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.

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Funny Euphemisms

4390. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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