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Funny Insults
4391. Upstart
Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.
"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"
See also Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
4392. Penetration Tester
One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.
"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.
Funny Jobs
4393. Any Unpaid Internship
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
Funny Toys
4394. The Screaming Rubber Chicken
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
Funny Dances
4395. The Literally-Can't-Even
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Funny Sayings
4397. Birthdays are Healthy for You
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
Funny Euphemisms
4398. Fluffing Bunnies
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Funny Places
4399. Okay, Oklahoma
Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK. See also Redundant.