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Funny Sayings
4291. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4292. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4293. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.
Funny Animals
4298. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.
Funny Phobias
4299. Pantophobia
No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.
Funny Things
4300. Epithalamions
Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.