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Funny Sayings
4281. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"
Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.
Funny Names
4283. Dikshit
Common Hindi surname, e.g. Sheila Dikshit, a former member of the Delhi Legislative Assembly. See also Indian, Sophomoric.
Funny Books
4284. Little Bobby's Drunk Again
The novel tells the story of Bobby Gulpingwhiskey who lives in the town of Dump Water, Florida. When life and school and the Vietnam War become too much for little Bobby to cope with, he turns to drinking the stuff under the sink for solace. He quickly becomes an alcoholic, resorting to pulling out all his hair and ripping off all his skin in a failed attempt to regain his humanity.
Bobby eventually meets his death from alcohol poisoning.
Funny Things to Do
4287. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.
And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.
Funny Words
4288. Ulotrichous
Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or curly hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.
Funny Quotes
4290. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.