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Funny Sayings
4242. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues
See also Dessert.
Funny Insults
4243. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
4244. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
4248. Vests
Funny Insults
4249. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
4250. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.