Funny Sayings

4241. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Funny Sayings

4242. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4243. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4244. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Phrases

4245. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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Funny Drinks

4246. 7-Up Mixed with Sprite

I wonder if I could sell this as SpriteUp. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

4247. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

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Funny Words

4248. Natiform

Of or resembling the buttocks. Yes, there is a word for that.

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Funny Euphemisms

4249. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4250. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

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