Funny Anti-Jokes

4241. What Did the Lawyer Say to the Other Lawyer?

We're both lawyers. See also Lawyers.

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Funny Questions

4242. Why Are Firetrucks Red?

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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Funny Toys

4243. Milky the Marvelous Milky Cow

With pretend milk! See also 70's, Cows.

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Funny Questions

4244. Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

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Funny Foods

4245. Crispy Citters

Breakfast cereal from the 80's. See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

4246. Fart Squirrel

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Funny Books

4247. How to Get Rich Shop

Step one: inherit $413 million from your businessman father.

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Funny Words

4248. Grudgemental

To both hold a grudge and be judgemental. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Insults

4249. False Caterpillars

Shakespearean insult from Henry IV, Part 2. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4250. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?

Because he was being polite. See also Dinosaurs, Etiquette.

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