Funny Sayings

4241. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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Funny Animals

4242. Bagels

A basset hound mixed with a beagle. See also Dogs.

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Funny Products

4243. Horse-Head Squirrel Feeders Shop

This actually exists, look it up!

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Funny Animals

4244. Chinchickens

Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phobias

4245. Pantophobia

No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.

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Funny Things

4246. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage.

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Funny Foods

4247. Fluffatella

Marshmallow Fluff and Nutella on bread, served with a side of diabetes. See also Snacks.

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Funny Movies

4248. The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

A guy tries to kill another guy with a spoon. Real movie.

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Funny Names

4249. Valentine McGillycuddy

Surgeon and pioneer who died in 1939.

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Funny Sayings

4250. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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