Funny Sayings

4221. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues

See also Dessert.

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Funny Insults

4222. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms

Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

4223. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

4224. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things to Do

4225. Scooting With Your Butt on the Ground Like a Dog

See also Dogs.

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Funny Animals

4226. Ccamas

Hybrid of a camel and a llama.

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Funny Clothes

4227. Vests

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Funny Insults

4228. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother

Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Jobs

4229. Substitute Teacher

A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.

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Funny Places

4230. Penistone, United Kingdom

See also Sophomoric.

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