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Funny Sayings

4221. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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Funny Insults

4222. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

4223. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

4224. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

4225. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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Funny Phobias

4226. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

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Funny Nicknames

4227. Walking Wind

Funny Sayings

4228. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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Funny Foods

4229. Canned Unicorn Shop

Yes, it is a real thing. See also Pranks, Unicorns.

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Funny Phrases

4230. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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