Funny Quotes

4201. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

4202. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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Funny Insults

4203. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4204. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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Funny Words

4205. Hangry

When you're so hungry, you become angry. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

4206. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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Funny Insults

4207. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4208. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4209. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4210. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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