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4251. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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4252. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person. See also Legos.

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4253. Igloo Australia

Also known as Iggy Azalea. See also Singers.

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4254. Drying a Towel with a Towel

4255. The Red Pony Shop

Spoiler alert, the red pony doesn't even live half-way through the book. See also Death, Literature.

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4256. If Your Shirt Isn't Tucked into Your Pants, Does that Mean Your Pants Tucked in Your Shirt?

Think about it.

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4257. Schweinehund

"Pig dog" in German and an insult commonly used in World War II movies and the 80's video game Castle Wolfenstein. See also 80's, German, Profanity.

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4258. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayo"

You know, instead of "Mayor".

Added by Bcat on February 9, 2015| 8 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Used as a flavor word to make one sound old and cantankerous, e.g. "You piccadilly tramp!"

The word itself doesn't hold much meaning, though it may refer to people who wore piccadills (or large, lacy collars) in the 17th century. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Joe on February 3, 2015| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

4260. Goblin Shark

A particularly frightening-looking, deep-sea shark.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2015| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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