Funny Insults

4261. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

4262. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

4263. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

4264. Why do cameras have round lenses but take square photographs?

See also Cameras.

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Funny Sayings

4265. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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Funny Words

4266. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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Funny Animals

4267. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

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Funny Animals

4268. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

4269. Son of a Biscuit!

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Funny Animals

4270. Eastern Long-necked Turtle

A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.

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