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Funny Anti-Jokes
4211. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?
Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Jobs
4212. Bosser Arounder
Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.
Funny Questions
4213. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.
Funny Questions
4214. If I Asked You Out, Would the Answer be the Same as the Answer to This Question?
See also Conundrums.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4215. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?
Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.
Funny Names
4216. Reignbeau
My mom used to work with a woman with this name. It's pronounced "Rainbow." See also Hippies.
Funny Anti-Jokes
4217. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?
Nothing. They can't breed.
Funny Diseases
4218. BOOP
Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia. A serious disease with a cute name. See also Cute.
Funny Instruments
4219. Mahler Hammer
The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.