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Funny Questions
4611. How Many Hair Styles Could Harry Styles Style if Harry Styles Could Style Hair?
See also Tongue Twisters.
Funny Insults
4614. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel
Funny Insults
4615. Landlubber
One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
Funny Things
4616. Dad Humor
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
Funny Insults
4617. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey
When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.
Funny Words
4619. Fartsdump
A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.