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Funny Quotes
4681. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
Funny Sayings
4682. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Phrases
4683. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery
How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.
Funny Books
4684. How to Poo on Holiday Shop
Actually this is important. Apparently some people spend an entire vacation not pooping. See also Scatological.
Funny Animals
4689. Chinchickens
Small animal with the ears of a chinchilla and a beak of a chicken. See also Made Up.
Funny Phobias
4690. Pantophobia
No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.