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4681. I’m Not Short, I’m Fun Sized Shop

Take that, Too Tall.

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4682. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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4683. Cogglesnatch Cuttlefish

Think Benedict Cumberbatch.

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4684. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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4685. How Many Hair Styles Could Harry Styles Style if Harry Styles Could Style Hair?

4686. Do You Even Grammar, Bruh?

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4687. Eating Gum with a Fork and Knife

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4688. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel

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4689. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2014| 6 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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