Funny Euphemisms

4681. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

4682. If the Early Bird Gets the Worm, Doesn't the Early Worm Get Gotten by the Bird?

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Funny Dances

4683. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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Funny TV Shows

4684. Pac-Man Adentures

They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucked. See also 80's, Video Games.

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Funny Phrases

4685. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

4686. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Things to Do

4687. See if You Can Get Past the Canadian Border by Asking Nicely

Worth a shot. See also Canadian, Travel.

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Funny Things to Do

4688. Riding Around on a Segway While Loudly Playing "Ride of the Valkyries"

See also Nerds, Opera.

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Funny Names

4689. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers football player. See also Football, Sports.

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Funny Phrases

4690. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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