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Funny Questions
4821. How Do I Google Something?
Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.
Funny Sayings
4822. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
4823. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Advice
4825. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples
Funny Things to Do
4827. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Nicknames
4828. Uncle Buck
Funny Phobias
4829. Botanophobia
The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.
Funny Euphemisms
4830. Button Hole
Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.