Funny Things to Do

4881. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever

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Funny Animals

4882. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

4883. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

4884. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

4885. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

4886. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

4887. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

4888. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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Funny Phrases

4889. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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Funny Words

4890. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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