Funny Quotes

4971. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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Funny Questions

4972. How Do I Google Something?

Actual search result in Google. See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Sayings

4973. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

4974. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

4975. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

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Funny Advice

4976. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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Funny Drinks

4977. 7out

7up that is expired.

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Funny Things to Do

4978. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Nicknames

4979. Uncle Buck

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Funny Phobias

4980. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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