Funny Animals

4971. Finger Monkey

A.K.A. pygmy marmoset, but could be mistaken for a vulgar hand gesture.

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Funny Animals

4972. Kookaburra

An Australian bird also called the "laughing jackass," yes indeed. So funny it has a nursery song about it, "Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree...."

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Funny Words

4973. Ululation

A wailing or howling out loud as in lamentation.

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Funny Words

4974. Yawp

Also, yaup. To make a loud, raucous noise or squawk.

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Funny Words

4975. Snicket

A passageway between walls or fences [of obscure origin].

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Funny Words

4976. Grommet

A (usually) metal ring inserted into a hole through thin material, such as fabric. Tarps have many grommets.

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Funny Words

4977. Snookered

1. What you are when you lose at this obscure cue game known as Snooker.
2. What you are when you've been cheated, deceived, or generally had.
3. How some people describe themselves when they are completely worn out.

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Funny Jobs

4978. Funeral Clown

No, seriously, it's a job. Google it. See also Clowns, Death.

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Funny Names

4979. Rougned Odor

He plays minor league baseball for the Texas Rangers. See also Baseball, Sports.

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Funny Sayings

4980. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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