Funny Advice

4971. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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Funny Dances

4972. African Ant-Eater Ritual

What you use at a 1987 prom after you paid $1000 to have the most popular girl in school pretend to like you. Oh wait, that's the plot to Can't Buy Me Love with Patrick Dempsey. See also 80's.

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Funny Sayings

4973. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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Funny Instruments

4974. Bassoons

Its not a baboon, but it does sound like a dying duck.

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Funny Movies

4975. Road House Shop

Gratuitous nudity, fights, and Patrick Swayze—this movie has it all. See also 80's.

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Funny Phobias

4976. Arachibutyrophobia

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

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Funny T-Shirts

4977. What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you. Shop

Bears. They get you every time.

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Funny Tattoos

4978. Anything to Do with Your Armpit

A troll with armpit hair hair. Chewbacca. Etc.

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Funny Diseases

4979. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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Funny Advice

4980. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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