Funny Animals

5141. Vinegar Eels

Vinegar Eels are tiny microbes that swim around in, obviously, vinegar! A microbe is a living thing so small, you can't see it with your naked eye.

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Funny Drinks

5142. Virgin Mary

A bloody mary without the vodka. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Drinks

5143. Moscow Mule

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Funny Words

5144. Preposterous

Preposterous means utterly absurd or ridiculous. See also Absurd, Ridiculous.

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Funny Words

5145. Gewgaw

A useless or worthless thing.

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Funny Toys

5146. Flarp

A liquid-like substance. It is sold in plastic containers and when you put your hand in the container, the bubbles in the substance make a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

5147. Phalange

Finger bone. See also Body.

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Funny Words

5148. Hodge-Podge

If a planned event goes terribly wrong in the sense that it gets crazy, you've got yourself a hodge-podge.

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Funny Conveyances

5149. Two-Goat Cart

The name says it all. This is usually used to describe a ride that is very stiff and uncomfortable, as in "This car rides rougher than a two-goat cart". See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

5150. Selling Buicks to Ralph

Vomiting. See also Alcohol.

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