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Funny Things to Do
6354. Tripping the Light Fantastic
In other words, to dance nimbly (as I like to do). See also Dances.
Funny Conveyances
6356. Railroad Handcars
Per Wikipedia, " a recurring plot device of twentieth century filmic comedy." See also Old-Timey.
Funny Phrases
6357. Dried Plums
The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.
Funny Quotes
6358. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.
Funny Names
6359. Cornelius
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
Funny Nicknames
6360. Fatty Fatty Bom Bom
Per Urban Dictionary, "An insulting and often humorous name given to the circumferentially challenged among us."