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Funny Instruments
6311. Pan Flutes Shop
Instrument of choice for sprites, satyrs, and college kids who wear shorts through the winter. See also Ancient.
Funny Insults
6312. Domeless Wonderboy
From the book A Clockwork Orange, dome refers to one's head; to be domeless therefore is to be brainless and stupid, and a wonder that you manage to do anything at all, making you a wonderboy... a domeless wonderboy, that is. See also Literature.
Funny Places
6313. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Funny Foods
6316. Cock-a-Leekie
It's a traditional Scottish soup, made with chicken and leeks, OK? See also Medieval.
Funny Products
6318. Lady Speed Stick Shop
Hands off, gentlemen. It's for the ladies. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Women.
Funny Things to Do
6319. Baking a File Into a Cake
Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.
Funny People
6320. John Q. Taxpayer
The one whose money is being wasted by the gubbament on this and that.