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6311. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 30 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6312. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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6313. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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6314. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| 2 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6315. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

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6316. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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6317. Triple Entendres

The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow". See also Drugs.

Added by Chris on August 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Tim on August 19, 2008| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

6319. Spoons

I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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