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Funny Advice
6311. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
Funny Foods
6312. Turducken Shop
A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.
Funny Products
6314. The Clapper Shop
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.
Funny Jobs
6316. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.
Funny Songs
6317. University of Utah Fight Song
The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.
Funny Things to Do
6318. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert
Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.
Funny Words
6319. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
6320. Exchange Student Jeans
Jeans adorned with snaps, stitching, and other embellishments that European teens wear and that American teens find disconcertingly ornate. See also Denim, European, Eurotrash.