Funny Foods

6301. Scrambled Eggs with Mustard

Inherently gross. Now eat your punishment eggs!

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Funny Phrases

6302. Bingo Wings

According to Wikipedia, "a slang term used to describe the build-up of fat and or flaccid muscle that hangs from the underside of the upper arms." See also Body, British.

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Funny Places

6303. Shickshinny, Pennsylvania

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Funny Tattoos

6304. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With

My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.

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Funny Places

6305. Hell, Norway

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Funny Things

6306. Fauxhawks

See also Hair.

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Funny Clothes

6307. Rubber Overshoes Shop

Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.

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Funny TV Shows

6308. Supermarket Sweep

Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed. See also 90's.

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Funny Things

6309. Comfortable Silences

Wonderful moments on perfect dates.

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Funny Sayings

6310. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

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