Funny People

6301. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

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Funny Foods

6302. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

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Funny Things

6303. Whale Oil

Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

6304. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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Funny Questions

6305. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

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Funny Songs

6306. Your Body is a Wonderland Shop

Cheesy song by John Mayer that has made the rounds on every make-out playlist ever.

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Funny Animals

6307. Stegosaurus

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Funny Words

6308. Smithereens

Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens! See also Pirates.

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Funny Questions

6309. If a #2 Pencil is So Popular Then Why is It Still #2?

See also Schools.

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Funny Songs

6310. Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs

These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. See also 80's, 90's, Singers.

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