Funny Sayings

6301. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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Funny Phrases

6302. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

6303. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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Funny Words

6304. Subtle

With a "b" you hardly notice.

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Funny Places

6305. Dry Prong, Louisiana

Sound like a painful place to live.

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Funny People

6306. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

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Funny Foods

6307. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

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Funny Things

6308. Whale Oil

Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Phrases

6309. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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Funny Questions

6310. Why is Sex So Sexy?

....and how can we make sex even sexier? See also Cosmopolitan Magazine, Sex.

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