Funny Sayings

6261. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

6262. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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Funny Things to Do

6263. Taking Back the Night

And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.

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Funny Advice

6264. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

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Funny Clothes

6265. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

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Funny Insults

6266. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

6267. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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Funny Sayings

6268. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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Funny Drinks

6269. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

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Funny Insults

6270. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

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