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6261. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

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Funny Questions

6262. Are You Gellin'?

Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.

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Funny Words

6263. Scrumptious

Word to describe a tasty food or individual. See also Food.

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Funny Words

6264. Boogle

Name given to a group or pack of weasels. See also Animals.

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Funny Foods

6265. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

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Funny Insults

6266. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

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Funny Phrases

6267. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

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Funny Clothes

6268. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."

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Funny Nicknames

6269. DangerRoss

A combination of the word "Danger" and the name "Ross". The two thus combining to make a name very similar to "dangerous".

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