Funny Drinks

6261. Brandy Alexander

Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

6262. Crazier than a Sh*t-House Rat

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Funny Things to Do

6263. Saying "Like" All the Time

At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.

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Funny Words

6264. Britches

I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches. See also Clothes.

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Funny Clothes

6265. The Slim Suit

Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.

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Funny Diseases

6266. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

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Funny Sayings

6267. Pipe Down!

Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.

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Funny Things

6268. Stock Photos of Women Wearing Headsets

Now featured on almost every corporate website in existence. See also Corporate, Photography.

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Funny Questions

6269. When is the 4th of July?

See also Holidays, Patriotic.

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Funny Things

6270. Yacht Rock

Subset of Soft Rock distinguished by nautical song themes and album art. Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, and Toto were the most significant practitioners, with Cross's Sailing being the signature expression of the genre. Further details available here. See also 70's, 80's, Wealth.

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