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6262. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

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6263. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

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6264. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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6265. Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts

It's true, they do. See also Body.

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6266. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl

A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.

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6267. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

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6268. Higher than a Giraffe's Ass

When someone is really high (on life... or drugs). See also Animals, Drugs.

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6269. Triple Entendres

The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow". See also Drugs.

Added by Chris on August 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

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