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Funny Jobs

6261. Phlebotomist

The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2008| 5 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

6262. University of Utah Fight Song

The song is called "I Am a Utah Man" and uses the terms "jolliest", "merriment", and "we're up to snuff." I can't believe that the female students haven't revolted. See also College.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 30, 2008| 8 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6263. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert

Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.

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Funny Words

6264. Zymurgy

The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Clothes

6265. Exchange Student Jeans

Jeans adorned with snaps, stitching, and other embellishments that European teens wear and that American teens find disconcertingly ornate. See also Denim, European, Eurotrash.

Added by Ryan on November 18, 2008| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

6266. Harry and the Hendersons Shop

Sort of like ALF, but with Sasquatches and John Lithgow. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on November 17, 2008| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

6267. Boss Sauce

What Steve Urkel drinks to become his suave alter ego Stefan Urquelle. See also 90's, Sitcom, Television.

Added by Brian on November 15, 2008| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

6268. Soap on a Rope Shop

The 1970s in a box. See also 70's, Bathroom, Hygiene.

Added by Brian on November 13, 2008| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

6269. Johnny Fanny Gina Head

An insult to all the Johnnies you know.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2008| 3 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

6270. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2008| 5 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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