Funny Quotes

6271. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

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Funny Clothes

6272. Top Hats Shop

Worn by Vaudeville tap dancers and overzealous kids at prom. See also Old-Timey, Teenagers.

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Funny Foods

6273. Fiddle Faddle Shop

More fun to say than to eat. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

6274. Praying to God and Marvin Gaye

Sometimes God is a little busy, so you wanna make sure you have all your bases covered. See also Religion, Singers.

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Funny Phrases

6275. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

6276. Just Because I Rock Doesn't Mean I'm Made of Stone

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Funny Words

6277. Subtle

With a "b" you hardly notice.

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Funny Places

6278. Dry Prong, Louisiana

Sound like a painful place to live.

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Funny People

6279. Cousiance

Pronounced "cuz-e-on-say", what someone is called when they are engaged to their first cousin. See also Family, Marriage.

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Funny Foods

6280. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

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