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Funny Drinks
6273. Strong Island Ice Tea
A long island ice tea made extra strong; also a way to announce "I'm here to get hosed." I once saw a bartender almost throw a guy out for trying to order one of these. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Drinks
6274. Brandy Alexander
Or really, any cocktail that contains half-and-half or heavy cream. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
6276. Saying "Like" All the Time
At some point in life, you have to outgrow this. It's like, really annoying, when people say it, like, all the time. But then like, you're talking to this person who is like doing it, and you're like suppressing the urge to like totally laugh in his face. See also Teenagers.
Funny Clothes
6278. The Slim Suit
Yes, you can lose weight while talking on the phone and sitting in a wicker chair. See also 80's, Commercials, Weight.
Funny Diseases
6279. Center Abdominal Groin Strain
Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.
Funny Sayings
6280. Pipe Down!
Usually used by dads, for some reason. Needs to be said only once. Oddly effective, even to this day.