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6271. Peeing Into an Urinal With Both Hands on the Hip

For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 15, 2008| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

6272. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

6273. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

6274. Are You Gellin'?

Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2008| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

6275. Scrumptious

Word to describe a tasty food or individual. See also Food.

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Funny Words

6276. Boogle

Name given to a group or pack of weasels. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2008| 4 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6277. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Added by Frank on June 12, 2008| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6278. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

6279. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

6280. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."

Added by Brian on June 10, 2008| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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